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Want to see Bart Simpson's crank?

Newsweek is reporting that Bart Simpson shows his mini-twig and berries in the new Simpson's movie.  Apparently Bart makes a bet with Homer and the loser has to skateboard through the streets of Springfield bare assed naked.  Bart loses and pays up on the bet, airing his cartoon crank for the world to see.  Personally I am not into cartoon porn, but this is brilliant marketing by the Simpson's writers.  Chalk up another buzz worthy stunt for Hollywood.

Peneolpe Cruz and Charleze Theron make out.

Check it out. Lock and load your spank banks!